You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by Cracked.com

If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain.

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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News by Cracked.com